Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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