Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize