It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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