That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
