doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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