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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?

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• (830): View more from Texas

  we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Bring me that man meat

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time

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