Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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