covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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