the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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