hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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