K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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