I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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