is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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