i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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