I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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