are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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