She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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