He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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