What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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