Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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