Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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