We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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