don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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