but the lizard people decide everything anyway
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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