This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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