so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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