Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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