think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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