life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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