I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Randomize
