I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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