you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
they're like a gay fantastic four
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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