They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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