areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I will pee on everything he values.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Come on in and take your pants off
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