pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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