I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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