I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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