I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
wow bdsm is so cute
is it fun? or sober?
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