this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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