: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
So much Jack, so little girl.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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