Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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