No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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