porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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