i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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