we're chasing vodka with high fives
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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