I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's never too late to be topless.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Terrible idea I love it
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