the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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