Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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