We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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