But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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