is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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