there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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