So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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