If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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