In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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