these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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